Submitted For Your Approval: Inexplicable Gift Item Of The Week

Christmas is fast approaching and no doubt you're racking your brain trying to figure out what to buy for the Twilight Zone fans on your list. A Talking Tina doll? A sinister fortune telling machine? A toy phone with a direct line to a dead relative?

May I suggest this instead? How about a spectacular set of books from the first season episode Time Enough At Last!

That's right, books! What fan would settle for a collection of grotesque masks or a figure of a tiny alien astronaut when they could have an exciting stack of untitled books? 

And that's not all! You won't be able to read a word of these books, because they're not even real! They're hollowed out so you can store your Twilight Zone DVDs inside.

They even come with a replica of Henry Bemis' broken glasses, complete with cartoon cracks in the lenses.

Think of the unbridled joy your gift of fake generic books will bring to your favorite Twilight Zone fan! 

Yes, when you buy this for the Serling fan on your list you're guaranteed to hear, "That's not fair. That's not fair at all. There was time now. There was, was all the time I needed..."