False Advertising

This is a public service announcement for anyone out there who's thinking of seeing the new film Creed over the holidays:

Do not waste your money! I was expecting a lighthearted comedy, but instead I got a drama about professional boxing of all things!

I sat through the entire goddamned film and this gentleman didn't pop up even once during the 133 minute runtime. Talk about a letdown!

And With Arms Wide Open didn't appear on the soundtrack even once! Who's responsible for this outrage?

Talk about false advertising! I immediately complained to the cineplex management and got a full refund of my ticket price. Next week I'm going to use that money to go see Spectre, which sounds like it ought to be a good old-fashioned horror movie! Wish me luck!